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What Saint said – Lord grant me Chastity – but not ye t?
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St Augustine
General Knowledge
Between 15 and 20% of what disappear from shops each year?
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Between 15 and 20% of what disappear from shops each year?
Answer
Supermarket Trolleys
What is the literal Greek translation of Sarcophagus?
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What is the literal Greek translation of Sarcophagus?
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Flesh Eater
French artist Aquabouse paints cows in what material?
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French artist Aquabouse paints cows in what material?
Answer
Cow shit
An Arab/Israeli band Abu Hafla – record called Humping meaning?
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An Arab/Israeli band Abu Hafla – record called Humping meaning?
Answer
Enjoyable Gathering
A Baseball travels 9% faster in which US city?
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A Baseball travels 9% faster in which US city?
Answer
Denver – thinner air
What was Joseph Pujol – La Petomanes stage act?
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What was Joseph Pujol – La Petomanes stage act?
Answer
He farted – imitating music etc
James H Pierce was the last silent film actor to play who?
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James H Pierce was the last silent film actor to play who?
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Tarzan
What did ancient Egyptians rub on their dicks to enlarge them?
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What did ancient Egyptians rub on their dicks to enlarge them?
Answer
Crocodile shit
What said I’m never through with a girl till I’ve had her three ways?
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What said I’m never through with a girl till I’ve had her three ways?
Answer
John F Kennedy