Irish Proverb – If you want to be criticized do what?

Question
If you are using Prime Tierce and Octave what are you doing?
Answer
Fencing

Question
Where are you most likely to have a serious accident
Answer
In your home

Question
What weapon is named from musical instrument inv Bob Burns?
Answer
Bazooka

Question
Brasco is Australian slang for what?
Answer
Toilet