What was the Mark Twain in WW2?

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What sort of creature is a bariroussa?
Answer
A pig

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What was Procul Harem’s greatest hit?
Answer
Whiter shade of pale

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What does an anthrophage practice?
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Cannibalism

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A mouse’s is bigger than an elephants – what?
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Sperm

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The average man or woman spends one year of their life – what?
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On the Telephone