What would a Scotsman do with a spurtle?

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What airport has the code MME?
Answer
Marseilles

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Parascopisim is what sexual behaviour?
Answer
Voyeurism through bedroom windows

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A young what is called a blinker?
Answer
Mackerel

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In Kiplings poem Gunga Din what job had Gunga Din?
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Water Carrier

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What is the correct name for a virgin (uncalfed) cow?
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Heifer